Easy Ways 2 Get Famous Part 1

Now I like most people would love to be in the public eye alot more. But doing so is clearly not easy. Unless ofcourse *drum roll* you follow these few steps to get into the public eye THE FAST WAY!

NUMBER ONE:
--> Take out a bank loan for bout $50,000 - $100,000 and offer the money to artists such as Lil Wayne, Trey Songz, Fabolous, Drake, Kanye West, Nikki Minaj, Ludacris, even Soulja Boy (if your desperate)etc. I mean I just dont see how you could go wrong with this method, if your verse is actually good then where is the fail in this? I mean "You gotta spend money to make money" and it only takes one track.

NUMBER TWO:
--> For the females (and some guys I guess if thats what your into) Suck a famous dick. Now lol I'm not saying this only because it makes me chuckle but its the truth whether you want to except it or not. I mean I can think of two examples off the top of my head. Ofcourse Super Head (no brainer >.< lol no pun intended) and Monica Lewinsky. Now some may think well she isnt all that famous, but she is in fact very famous because EVERYBODY!!!!! knows her name. The neighbors, your mom, aritists (Nikki Minaj says her name ALL THE TIME!) I mean she will forever go down in the history books.

NUMBER THREE:
--> If you have good enough skills and you want to try it out. Create your own website like myspace of facebook. Now don't get me wrong there have been many websites that cant even hold a candle to these sites but if your creative enough I;m sure you can figure out a way to change up the all to common social networking website. Example: Twitter --> by the way follow me at twitter.com/dannyphantom89 =D lol

NUMBER FOUR:
--> TALK MAD TRASH!! And actually be good at it. Perez Hilton talks mad trash about celebrities and is caking off of it. Here's a little something I was going to do. *IF ANYONE DOES THIS AND IT WORKS AND THEY START GETTING PAID I WANT A PIECE OF THAT.LOL.....SERIOUSLY THOUGH >=O .. I was going to create a fake twitter account and just bother, talk trash, heckle, and just bug the crap out of any celebrity I felt like. Eventually your name will be out there and you will EASILY without a shadow of doubt gain thousands of followers from it.

NUMBER FIVE:
--> Become a high class Ho. Lol ok this may sound funny because it is, but its actually a really good idea. Yea alot of people may lose respect for you, but who cares you will be famous. Just keep commenting the stars put on ya sexiest twit or profile pic and hope for the best. DO NOT HIT UP LOW CLASS STARS THIS WILL GET YOU KNOW WHERE. lol

NUMBER SIX:
--> If you know someone who is already in the public eye and they dont mind you tagging along with them. THEM TAG ALONG DUHH!!! Now I'm not saying abuse your friendship because that is just messed up. But, if its cool with ya boy or girl then by all means. lol

Hope this was some help to you no talent, ain't got nothing better going for them, let me get this money quick by being a ho people out there. Remember that if any of these help you on your journey to the top. I NEED TO RECEIVE SOME OF THIS CASH FLOW!