Easy Ways 2 Get Famous Part 1

Now I like most people would love to be in the public eye alot more. But doing so is clearly not easy. Unless ofcourse *drum roll* you follow these few steps to get into the public eye THE FAST WAY!

NUMBER ONE:
--> Take out a bank loan for bout $50,000 - $100,000 and offer the money to artists such as Lil Wayne, Trey Songz, Fabolous, Drake, Kanye West, Nikki Minaj, Ludacris, even Soulja Boy (if your desperate)etc. I mean I just dont see how you could go wrong with this method, if your verse is actually good then where is the fail in this? I mean "You gotta spend money to make money" and it only takes one track.

NUMBER TWO:
--> For the females (and some guys I guess if thats what your into) Suck a famous dick. Now lol I'm not saying this only because it makes me chuckle but its the truth whether you want to except it or not. I mean I can think of two examples off the top of my head. Ofcourse Super Head (no brainer >.< lol no pun intended) and Monica Lewinsky. Now some may think well she isnt all that famous, but she is in fact very famous because EVERYBODY!!!!! knows her name. The neighbors, your mom, aritists (Nikki Minaj says her name ALL THE TIME!) I mean she will forever go down in the history books.

NUMBER THREE:
--> If you have good enough skills and you want to try it out. Create your own website like myspace of facebook. Now don't get me wrong there have been many websites that cant even hold a candle to these sites but if your creative enough I;m sure you can figure out a way to change up the all to common social networking website. Example: Twitter --> by the way follow me at twitter.com/dannyphantom89 =D lol

NUMBER FOUR:
--> TALK MAD TRASH!! And actually be good at it. Perez Hilton talks mad trash about celebrities and is caking off of it. Here's a little something I was going to do. *IF ANYONE DOES THIS AND IT WORKS AND THEY START GETTING PAID I WANT A PIECE OF THAT.LOL.....SERIOUSLY THOUGH >=O .. I was going to create a fake twitter account and just bother, talk trash, heckle, and just bug the crap out of any celebrity I felt like. Eventually your name will be out there and you will EASILY without a shadow of doubt gain thousands of followers from it.

NUMBER FIVE:
--> Become a high class Ho. Lol ok this may sound funny because it is, but its actually a really good idea. Yea alot of people may lose respect for you, but who cares you will be famous. Just keep commenting the stars put on ya sexiest twit or profile pic and hope for the best. DO NOT HIT UP LOW CLASS STARS THIS WILL GET YOU KNOW WHERE. lol

NUMBER SIX:
--> If you know someone who is already in the public eye and they dont mind you tagging along with them. THEM TAG ALONG DUHH!!! Now I'm not saying abuse your friendship because that is just messed up. But, if its cool with ya boy or girl then by all means. lol

Hope this was some help to you no talent, ain't got nothing better going for them, let me get this money quick by being a ho people out there. Remember that if any of these help you on your journey to the top. I NEED TO RECEIVE SOME OF THIS CASH FLOW!

One of my Poems..NOT / WASN'T DEPRESSED .. lol jus the creative mind at work =)

She's a gentle summer breeze in the best sense.
The only way to describe her would b an angel thats heaven sent.
She's a beautiful beginning to an otherwise uneventful day.
Poetry in motion .. she makes my words come to life..
Brings a tear to my eyes knowing that shes only temporary
As the wind blows she passes by and leaves with a gentle kiss
Leaves my heart sick to know that I wont b missed.
She moves on to her next love sick victim
I watch as her beauty gets further from my vision
leavin me nothing but sweet memories of love embrace
I feel the erase, the place where she once stood in my heart no longer waits.
Sitting here thinkin I wonder if she even cares
So I stare close my eyes lay down my head and I picture u there
Hair flowing, ur eyes twinkle then u disappear
Lift up my head my answer now clear.
This love was simply a test
I passed with flying colors
u failed ofcourse I see now because ur in the arms of another
Ill leave u b now and forever our love is done
its crazy how i once use to think of wat we could become
mistakes were made
feelings hurt
destiny set
this feelin in my chest please believe im a lil depressed
Ill b ok though my summer breeze turned to winters coldest night
had me open right
u took advantage and did wat ever u like
feelin like a fool but honestly I guess im better from it
i wrote this letter to release my thoughts instead of bottlin it
Gettin rid of these emotions and not harboring it
I thank you for this life lesson but im not pardoning it
your actions were dentrimental on my heart i admit
but time heals on wounds its ironic at best
because time doesnt heal it jus makes you forget
With being said its time now for me to take my leave
Good bye my love sadly this is where it ends

lmao Things that piss me off..

Ok here a few things that piss me off.. lol I wonder if anythings falls on you guys list lol..

1. <-- THIS GUY.. THE FINALLY-FAST.COM GUY.. For some reason beyond my understanding whenever i see this guy in the commercial I jus get really mad lmao.. Sorry but its true, guess im a little weird =p

2. Any girl who uses the phrase "I got that good good" when YOU CLEARLY DONT!! lol

3. McDonalds commercials that have black people singing and rapping >.< lol wtf the best we can do to promote their stuff is sing a rap about how excited our people are that they now have a dollar menu for breakfast .BADABABABAAA.... -__-

4. Now dont get me wrong. I love power after hours and all that.. But I hate when the host says "Late Night
Leche" WTF!! lol "Late Night Milk" arrghhh just typing it makes me angry lol.

5. Gucci Brrrrr!! HE CANNOT RAP!! Why is he making millions off bull shyt lol. smh .. Let me not 4get WAKA FLAKA FLAME!! NUMBER 1 IN NY NO FUKIN WAY!!! lol madness!

6. <--- this whole barbie fad going round. I have deaded many a fake chicks due to this lol. Don't get me wrong I'm not hating Nikki Minaj cuz i think she can rap and all, but I dislike what she is promoting because Its changing really genuinely beautiful and unique girls into this fake wanna be plastic barbie lifestyle (which is wild because ain't no female with no job, no money, can't keep a man, tryna be nikki minaj but livin check to check is ever gonna be living a barbie lifestyle) smh


Ok well this is just Part 1 on things that "Grind My Gears" lol there will be many more to come because a lot of things in this world piss me off..

Talented Arttist That Should be Signed

Ok so getting into the music industry to extremely hard, I know this because I have and had a parent who works in the business and I have heard the horror stories. But for some reason it seems that music that has No business actually being in the industry is easily getting in. Sadly artist such as my brother Mike Shinn --> twitter.com/itsmikeshinn .. and my boy Sean a.k.a Precyse --> twitter.com/iprecyse and finally the very talented Lauren Coote ---> twitter.com/cootiebaby (hit her up for a link to her music.ITS A MUST!!) are three very very talented artist that should have there foot further in the music industries door and for some reason they just aren't there yet.

Check this out:

http://www.ourstage.com/tracks/EZOJKMRSQUQF-future-love --> by Precyse amazing song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2sPO7NGpo0&feature=related --> by Surreal Music

Both are tough and industry ready songs and its not like they don't already have people listening to their music and willing to buy copies of their songs. Smh I just think that the music industry needs to actually see what the people like, regular people, like read comments that people write on Unknown artists songs. It makes sense in my head..Maybe thats just me though

Random Thought

Ok, so I should probably go on about how this is my first blog and what I plan on doing with this page rada rada rada. Any who what I am gonna go on to say is something I saw on twitter the other day. Someone wrote "Why do we follow stars if we cannot talk to them". That,s crazy true, not to push myself out of that circle of people who are following stars but why should we care what they are doing if it has no standing on our lives. I mean they don't follow us back and most people are forever trying to get at least one of them to follow them back and show some kind of interest in there less than glamorous life. (I do not fall into that category of people lol) I for one have never tweeted a star anything because honestly they don't care. Lol Diddy doesn't care that you were watching his program on MTV he just wants the ratings to go up. Trey Songz doesn't care if your at his show or not, he will tweet something like "Hittin Tha Garden Tonight Who gonna b in there with me" ... HUNDREDS of his followers will quickly put ME ME ME all over his wall but honestly he just wants to see how much money he is bout to bring in. I'm not saying everyone should stop following stars just stop expecting them to follow you back or respond to you as someone who you actually know and is a friend of yours would. Lol ok um I think im done ranting on this. Now my blog will not be completely about me ranting on topics that "Grind My Gears" lol but most of the time I will be ranting bout some mess.. What do yal think though? You think im wrong for how I feel about this topic? LET ME KNO!!!! LETS GOOO PPL!!!